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| The Don | |||
![]() | Wanna step into the Don's limo? He's about to make you an offer you can't refuse and take you for a ride. | $5.95 | |
| Granny Rose | |||
![]() | Agreed, Granny Rose isn't the youngest flower, but she definitely knows where she's going and is willing too take along too. | $5.95 | |
| Holly | |||
![]() | Whatever happened to un-complicated cheerful people? We've found one: Holly. Always in a good mood and sure to cheer you up. | $5.95 | |
| NY Cabby | |||
![]() | Will he live up to his reputation? Try this New York cab driver, but hurry, as usual, the meter is running! | $5.95 | |
| Sylvia | |||
![]() | Sylvia will help you reach your destination, guaranteed! | $5.95 | |
| Andy | |||
![]() | For the ladies. What is it, that makes the Scottish accent so sexy? Find out when Andy guides you to your destination. | $5.95 | |
| Dr. Felix | |||
![]() | Get instructions from our German shrink, and you might have your driving psycho-analyzed too. | $5.95 | |
| Mikey | |||
![]() | London is always chaos and busy. Get instructions from no-nonsense Mikey to speed things up. | $5.95 | |
| Sebastian | |||
![]() | Sebastian: ideal for a stylish cruise through the country side in a convertible. | $5.95 | |
| Svennis | |||
![]() | Get some guidance from that colourful Scandinavian. He's cheaper than Venables, more accomplished than Keegan, and speaks better English than Graham Taylor, well, err, that's what he says. | $5.95 | |
| Kim Cattrall | |||
![]() | Currently starring in the blockbuster film Sex And The City: The Movie, Kim Cattrall takes turn-by-turn-on navigation to the next level and brings sexy to any city. She says "You won't be disappointed." We agree. | what's this? $12.95 | |
| Mr. T | |||
![]() | You'll always arrive safely with T as your navigator. He's big on getting you there on Time and without any Trouble, but please, please, please listen to what he says, or you might make him mad. So don't be a Fool. | what's this? $12.95 | |
| Dennis Hopper | |||
![]() | The original Easy Rider, Dennis isn't inclined to interrupt your trip with anything that would harsh your mellow. Strap him to your rice rocket if you must, but know that he prefers bikes with more of a rumble. | what's this? $12.95 | |
| Burt Reynolds | |||
![]() | Burt doesn't have a chip on his shoulder, but when you're an Oscar™-nominated, Golden Globe™ winner you have little patience for life's little inconveniences like traffic, bad weather, or wrong turns. It's not that he's cooler than you: he's Burt Reynolds, you putz. | what's this? $12.95 | |
| Mr. T + Dennis Hopper + Burt Reynolds | |||
![]() | Get Mr. T, Dennis Hopper, and Burt Reynolds and SAVE over 20%. All three full navigation voices in one easy download. | what's this? $29.95 | |
| Gary Busey | |||
![]() | Gary Busey is one of Hollywood's most thought-provoking souls. Having recovered from traumatic brain injury after a motorcycle malfunction, Gary knows a thing or two about safe motoring and how to make the most of your journeys. | what's this? $12.95 | |
| Candee | |||
![]() | What's Halloween without a little Candee? She wants to take you for a ride, and she even claims "your girl won't mind." Riiiight... If Candee were a movie, she'd be PG-13. | what's this? $5.95 | |
| Count Whackula | |||
![]() | Count on Count Whackula to get you to your destination. Pick up some mints on the way home from your big fat Italian dinner, or you'll send this freakshow packing. Drive Safely - your neck is on the line... | what's this? $5.95 | |
| Witch Waytogo | |||
![]() | We plucked Witch Waytogo out of a huge comic convention earlier this year. Mapless and scratching her head, we guided her back to her walker and got to know her a bit. She's quite crafty. Do you know Witch Waytogo? | what's this? $5.95 | |
| Brock + Bambi | |||
![]() | Be a good friend, hear both sides of the story, and save with this special bundle. Get both the individual Brock and Bambi voices delivered in a single discounted transaction. | what's this? $9.95 | |
| Bambi | |||
![]() | Bambi is the better half of this married duo. However, the sincerity of her directions is completely lost on her husband, Brock. He has choice words for her persistent guidance, but take one look at her and you know why she's his navigatrix of choice. | what's this? $5.95 | |
| Brock | |||
![]() | Brock is Bambi's "disgusting" husband (her words, not ours). He does his best to guide her, but sometimes she's just a little slow on the upshift. But Brock can't be all that bad - just listen to how hard Bambi tries to please him. | what's this? $5.95 | |
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| Ronnie's Lover | |||
![]() | A certain major satellite radio personality has a limo driver who's rumored to be of ambiguous 'orientation'. We found this guy who puts the question to bed once and for all. | Free! | |


























